The Last Laugh: Longtime columnist Donald Budge presents a meta-retrospective
[Editor’s Note: Regarding the incomprehensibility of this article, we made attempts to reach the author and succeeded in those attempts, but they were entirely unhelpful in elucidating the material. Read at your own...
The Isms and Outs of Blanche Boyd
When I sat down for my first creative writing class, I did not expect my sixty two year old professor’s former name to have been Rain when she was part of a radical…
A Different Take on SGA
Many students wonder how decisions around campus are made and how exactly the Student Government Association works. While there are detailed minutes posted online quoting the entirety of meetings, they are extremely lengthy…
The “Proper” Authorities
“YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED YOUR AREA 6 REQUIREMENT: PHILOSOPHY/RELIGION,” read the angry sheet of paper. Surely this must be a simple mistake, I thought. I was told by both my professor and the…
Sack SAC!
There are several fine organizations that make Connecticut College the place that it is. Select students volunteer many hours of their precious time to get a taste of sweet, sweet bureaucracy and the…
Diary of a Human
Sunday October 25th 5:00 PM: Humans vs. Zombies begins. Continue living life. 6:15 PM: Go to Harris Fine Dining for delicious/nutritious meal. Encounter no zombies. Stand behind someone who looks like Stonewall Jackson….
Harris Fine Partying
There seems to be some confusion over Harris Fine Dining. Some people seem to think that it is a dining hall when it is in fact a club. I hope this review eliminates…
Crimson Heroes
I’ve discussed many topics in my previous articles. Sometimes the campus needed me to acknowledge the upstanding job our friends at Nichols House are doing (especially with handing out parking tickets), or to…
Reflections on Nantucket Reds, Changes in Harris, and other Equally Pressing Issues of Personal Responsibility
I’m exhausted. I’m sweating. My stomach feels like its tearing itself to shreds. I can’t do anything. I feel like I’m about to shit my Nantucket red pants. I need to lie down….
My Kingdom For Acoustics
Warning: Spoilers Ahead As members of the Flock Theatre group began marching onto their outdoor stage in the Connecticut College Arboretum, I learned something about theatre: that the venue is almost as important…
