Don’t Do That!: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Everyone Else Suffering from Senioritis, First, I’d like to apologize for the serious no-show in last week’s paper. A mixture of bad winds, lack of access to the Internet (off-campus, surprisingly) and…
Guyland Addresses Challenges of Growing up Male
The Ernst Common room has never been so steamy. Last Monday, in a room packed with students, faculty and staff, there were talks of female pleasure, hooking up, homoeroticism and the plights of…
Don’t Do That!: Kiefer Roberts’ open letter to the campus community
Dear Couple Rounding What I Believe is Third Base in the 1941 room, Yes, I just reverted back to using “bases” to refer to your sexual activity. How childish and tacky, right? SO…
Super Bowl XLV: America Strikes Back
Fellow Cheese heads, rejoice! Now I’ve been known to watch some ESPN in my day (read: recently started) and I know better than to ask the question, “Who Needs Bret Favre?!” Though, since…
Don’t Do That: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Connecticut College Camels, Welcome back! In the interest of full disclosure, I wanted to tell you all that for a few weeks over break I considered not continuing the column. You know,…
Don’t Do That: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Fellow Recovering Tryptophan Addicts, Thanksgiving break is a great time to think about presidentially pardoned turkeys and men in tights running into each other in thirty-degree weather, but it’s also a great…
Riding High on the Trestle
Ben Yahle and Ben Zacharia in The Trestle at Pope Lick Creek. Photo by Tanaha Simon. Last week, while being shocked into the slushy-white realization that winter is definitely upon us, eight individuals…
Don’t Do That!: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Campus Safety, You and I both know it was only a matter of time before our paths crossed. In the interest of full disclosure, I don’t drive on campus. I find the…
Don’t Say That!
Dear Connecticut College Community, In addition to the slight variation in this column’s title this week, please notice my lack of descriptors. That’s mostly because I’ve been doing some quality thinking, and though…
Pour de Frantz: Lorelai of the Blue Camel
She is the woman who smiles and wishes you good morning on your worst day, and she’s already been up for four and a half hours. She is the woman who pours you…
Don’t Do That: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Socially (Networked) Inept Person, The first floor of our beloved Shain library, during certain times of the day and heavier work weeks, is referred to by some as “a zoo” and by…
Don’t Do That!: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community
Dear Inconsiderate Groups of Individuals in Harris, Guess what’s not a fantastic idea: standing in the middle of our largest and busiest dining hall discussing the events of your day or plans for…
Men’s Squash Team Finds Success at National Championships
Two weeks ago, the Connecticut College Men’s Squash team embarked on a journey with a goal in mind. Headed north to New Haven, the guys were due to make an appearance at the…
Va-Jay Day: Vagina Monologues will make you uncomfortable — in a good way
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year again. It happens almost without us noticing, but the subtle changes on campus are always a true sign of a change in the space-time continuum…
