Flatonia
Billy Slauson got word through a mass text message today that everyone on the late shift would be getting drunk. “Getting drunk?” he thought. “I can do that.” Thursday’s a good day for…
The Natives Are Ambivalent: A Colonizer’s Perception of Italy
The following is a satire and should be interpreted as such: When I told my professor at Università per Stranieri di Perugia (University for Foreigners of Perugia) that I am learning Italian so…
Rain
What’s that smell? That’s where it all starts. Always. You sniff, and you need to know. Some do it better than others. Me, I do it decent. I’m not like one of these…
