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Airing My Neuroses: The Discomfort Trifecta →  March 1, 2010 0

I don’t think about chapstick very often. Or umbrellas, or chewing gum. When I do think about them, it’s in moments of immediate need. These things have in common a crippling irreplaceability – when you need it, you need it. Morissette wrote, “It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife,” and [...]

I Brew My Own Cider and You Can, Too →  March 1, 2010 0

Being 21 is great. Brewing your own booze is great, too. There’s a gallon and a half of raw unfiltered hard cider in my possession right now. It’s like apple juice with a little bite and some alcohol. Anyway, hard cider is surprisingly easy to make. It’s kind of difficult to get started. You need raw [...]

Mixed Nuts: A Review of the Dance Club Spring Show →  March 1, 2010 1

Reviewing the dance show as a whole would be similar to reviewing a bowl of Planter’s Mixed Nuts. The only fair way to do it is to review the pieces individually, as there was no universal theme or larger picture that each piece contributed to, in the same way almonds have nothing to do with [...]

A Mo(use)dest Proposal: Concerned about dorm participation? The solution is mice. →  March 1, 2010 0

With Housefellows for the 2010 – 2011 academic year freshly selected, I think it’s time to turn our attention to an issue addressed by SGA President Peter Friedrichs in an email dated February 22. He circulated a message to the student body informing us of the Student Government Association’s initiatives for the semester; these issues [...]



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