If you haven’t noticed, Conn and its departments are really into Twitter these days. @ConnCollegeLive posts menus, events and announcements, but a new anonymous Twitter account chronicles the daily life of a famous, superstar freshman. We’re talking about none other than Justin Bieber ‘16 who seems to be attracting the attention of his peers using the Twitter handle @Bieberatconn. The College Voice got a chance to hear from Bieber himself in more than 140 characters.
MK: What is your favorite place to chill on campus and why? The swag goes wherever you go, so we need to know which hangout spots are cool!
JB: I really love the new part of New London Hall where the view is gorgeous. Like the one I see in the mirror every morning. When I’m not gettin’ my study on, I chill at Ruane’s Den. Coffee Grounds is too hipster for the Biebs.
MK: Has being at Conn inspired you to write any new singles? Do you think there might be a new album coming out dedicated to your time here?
JB: Actually, there won’t be any singles left after I leave this place. If you know what I mean…
Selena, if you’re reading this, JK LOL. But really, I’m thinkin about a new album with some new camel tracks I’m layin’ down soon. I def feel that “Oasis, Say My Name” and “Cro Hard or Go Home” will really blow up.
MK: Some of the guys on campus are CLEARLY lacking swag. Can you give any quick tips on how to be as swaggie as you?
JB: Alright bros-in-training, listen close. It’s all about the hair. You gotta maximize the flow, and I recommend standing on Temple Green for a few hours around sunrise err’day. It gives you that sexy wind-whipped swag you so desire. Also, a leather jacket is prime, as is a fly Conn scarf. It’s important to accessorize, especially if you’re cardboard.
MK: An anonymous boy wanted me to ask: Your hit single “Boyfriend” truly inspired me to try to find a girlfriend on campus, but I don’t know how! Any advice?
JB: Step one: Get yo hands on some fondue. It’s OK to splurge a little bit here, so treat yo self!
Step two: Rent Buck Lodge and get a roaring fire going.
Step three: Practice your falsetto.
Step four: Be swaggie. Check out answer to question three for tips and tricks.
Step five: Walk into class like a boss and woo her with your new-found swag.
MK: What do you do on the weekends? Will you ever go to a Cro dance? (PLEASE say yes)
JB: If I’m not naughty-Skyping Selena, I try to hit up some crazy-ass floor parties. I’ve swung by some Cro dances already, but I gotta restrain myself for the GF at home. I hope they have an Anything But Clothes dance this year. It might be tough for me, but challenge accepted.
MK: Do you ever feel overwhelmed by fans while on campus?
JB: No, I’ve actually been pretty surprised. Most people don’t make it a big deal, if they see me at all. I blend in pretty well here with my red pants. Once in a while, those prospies on tour groups and the kids from the Williams School get all up in my grill, but it’s cool cuz I don’t have a thing for them. I’m into older girls. Hit me up junior and senior ladiezzzzz.
Photo courtesy of @Bieberatconn
MK: Do you ever run into haters on campus?
JB: Nah, people are pretty chill. Even the Lax Bros (even though they’re my biggest competition). My biggest hater is probs rain cuz I don’t really mesh with water. I get kinda soggy and it’s real hard to carry an umbrella when your hands are always stuck in your pants.
MK: Will you marry me? (I’m serious)
JK: First thing, I don’t even know you. But I’d like to. But I don’t think Selena’s into that.
Just in case things don’t work out with the GF, I’ll be reserving Buck Lodge, and I really hope you like fondue. #Swag.
GUYS WHO IS BEHIND THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT?! I MUST KNOW.