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Grappling with Mixed Martial Arts

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It’s 4:30 on a Wednesday afternoon at Harris. There is hardly anyone here, and I only have thirty minutes to consume the delicious array...

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Conn-structive Criticisms: Poor Parking Policies

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You want to know what really chaps my ass? Aside from the sandpaper that our school substitutes for toilet paper, it’s the parking...

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“Somewhere Beyond the Barricade Is There a World You Long To See?”: Revolutions, Idealism and the Harsh Reality of Transitional Periods

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Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men? It is the music of a people Who will not be slaves again! When the beating of...

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Don’t Do That!: Kiefer Roberts’ open letters to the campus community

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Dear Everyone Else Suffering from Senioritis, First, I’d like to apologize for the serious no-show in last week’s paper. A mixture of...

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Hellur, Tyler Perry: Talking about the Man Behind Madea

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A few weeks ago, a friend and I were taking a short study break to watch our favorite guilty pleasure TV show. We refuse to reveal its name...

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Freeman Dining Hall Unfortunately Unused by Many Camels

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Harris dining hall—now open until eight!—certainly pleases the masses with its ample seating and seemingly endless variety, from an...

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Honestly, Who Has Time for Breakfast Anymore?

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Sometimes, ridiculous policies emerge out of mindless political fervor among the student body, which creates the illusion of serious demand...

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Elementary, My Dear Watson: IBM computer program trounces human all-stars on Jeopardy!

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“I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords.” Are you serious, Ken Jennings? Final Jeopardy is no time for Simpsons quotes. Let’s...

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