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The First Rule of Fishbowl: Do Not Talk about Fishbowl

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Public nudity: the final frontier. After this, it’s all a breeze: forgetting to lock the bathroom stall door, dropping your towel between...

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Sun’s Out, Guns Out!: A senior predicts spring fashion at ConnColl

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As the sun turns on its axis and the season changes from winter to spring to fit our happier dispositions, we, the most prude mammals of...

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Exploited by the Bottle: Looking beyond the economics and examining the high cost of bottled water

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When you pop the cap off of that bottled water in front of you, do you ever wonder where the water actually came from? How about the...

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Campus Trends: Bad News Beards

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Have you ever seen Braveheart? I have. That’s why I know the quintessential man’s man (Han Solo notwithstanding) is a bearded man....

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Campus Politics: This Week in SGA

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I’d like to begin this article with a correction. I stated in my article of March 4 that the parking proposal in front of the Student...

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“Hi. Can I Borrow Your Car?”: Freshman car privileges are a unique aspect of Conn life that should not be taken away

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Earlier this semester, the Student Government Association voted to endorse a proposal as part of the Automobile Congestion and Pollution...

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Professor Profile: John Gordon, English

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Professor John S. Gordon is not your standard English professor – if such a thing exists. By day, he sits in his leatherbacked easy...

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Connecticut College Purchases Helicopter: Board of Trustees plans to provide aerial tours to prospective students

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Editor’s Note: The following article is a piece of satire and not intended to be taken as fact. All quotations are fictitious. In a bold...

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